ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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