Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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