Its about making memories worth repressing
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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