he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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