I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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