This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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