I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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