Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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