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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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