I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Buhtt sex?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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