it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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