im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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