David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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