No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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