I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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