So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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