i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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