just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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