He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
