she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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