Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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