She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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