so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
she smelled like a LAN party
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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