You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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