yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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