So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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