what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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