You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
how can u be prego again
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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