therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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