is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
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