ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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