No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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