is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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