Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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