Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
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I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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