i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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