What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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