he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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