Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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