he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You are a genius and a whore.
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