So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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