I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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