also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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