her vagine was all disorganized.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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