The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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