And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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