just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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