He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You pole danced in your parka.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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