It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
