At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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