I wannas sexs uuuuu
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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