look no pants
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
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Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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