It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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