so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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