She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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